Over 18s Only
This was kindly sent to me by Don in a format that was hard to use So have re-videod it and sent to youtube. It is Life after death A little naughty! but should appeal to the anatomists. It started life in Brazil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKbSBkfWEtY&feature=colike
If you have any interesting ones emailed to you please send on to me at oots AT lineone.net
Monarch Hijacking at GATWICK Airport
BE WARNED - Those in Power at Monarch have passed down to their staff on Reception at Gatwick to be over enthusiastic about case sizes in particular your hand luggage. I was accosted on my way in to the Monarch area by a very large, very rude, very forceful member of Monarch staff. She was not close enough to speak to me so she started waving her hands and scowling very violently at me to proceed over to her. I was then instructed to put my hand luggage case in to her "measuring device". This I did and was immediately told off because I'd put it in the wrong way - but it did fit ok. She immediately proceeded to yanking my case out and putting it in at a differenet angle. Now this was where my first crime was committed. My wheel was half an inch too long somehow the way she had inserted it. I tried to reason with her, but she was now getting very agitated with me and was ordered to pay an extra £44 for the case and told it now had to go through as normal luggage and NOT hand luggage. At this point she sent me to the *Offenders desk*, but this is where I committed my second crime. I yanked out my new camera and took a photograph of the situation and then proceeded to the said desk. I had hardly got there and I felt a hand on my shoulder - I was now being informed that if I did not delete the photo that she would call the police. The strange part was that this was a brand new camera so I did not know how to delete this photograph, so I ended up saying to her "if you wan't it deleted - you do it", which she did. End of subject so I thought.
I am now standing in the queue at Departures with no luggage whatsoever. I gave my Boarding Pass and Passport over and suddently the computer makes all types of noises and alarms to which the man behind the desk has to pick up the phone and make a phone call. Upon putting the phone down I was then given a lecture so that everybody could here about what would happen to me if I dared to take another photograph. I must add one other thing by the way - ALL staff seem over insistant on me taking their names of which did not interest me in the slightest as this was obviously Monarch Head Office and nothing really to do with the staff - they were just carrying out these orders. Just as a passing note - the rumour at the Airport was that they thought that maybe the staff were on commission of how many extra charges they could make against people. Thank God I will not be going back to England for at least another year !!
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Native English T.E.F.L Teacher Wanted Almoradi
Small language academy in need of native English T.E.F.L teacher male/female with experience to teach children & adults weekday evenings and Saturday mornings. Basic Spanish advantageous. Maternity cover Jan-April 2012, part-time work thereafter. Good rates of pay.
Contact Joelle Cotter 695 305 825 / 965 701 984
email: [email protected]
FOR SALE Satallite dish and other bits
FOR SALE Satallite dish and other bits
1.4 dish including heavy duty wall bracket and sky box (sky + HD) model DRX 890 = 300 euros
4 pool loungers = 40 euros for the 4
children's pool slide = 20 euros
wood burner = 50 euros
air bed - double (with pump) and 3 singles without pump = 25 euros
If you are interested in any of these items and need further info and or pictures please email [email protected] or call; 659788394
Thanks
3km Reindeer Walk on Sunday 11th December 2011
Come and enjoy a walk with us in aid of AECC and San Jose Orphanage
Maria & The Pink Ladies
3km Reindeer Walk
Sunday 11 December 2011
Meeting at 11.00am for 11.30am start at Fit 4 All Gym, on the N332 at Punta Prima Roundabout
Registration Fee 5euros + bring a toy for our sleigh
Members of Torrevieja Tigers Rugby Club will be our Reindeers
Registration and sponsorship forms available at Fit 4 All Punta Prima, Spain Property Shop Campoamor
Or [email protected] or me [email protected]
Tel me... Jason for more details 693 596 533
All welcome.. you can wear something festive and join in our special celebrations
Available for your Venue!!!
Night Out Promotions !!!!!!
Are now taking bookings for '' The Ultimate Video Disco / Karaoke with your Karaoke Host Gaynor Marie ''
Dates available throughout the month of December and into 2012. For your Christmas party night and throughout December, we bring the snow to you with our safe water based fluid SNOW MACHINE'S.
Projector with 7ft Screen available if required to create the ultimate video disco. We adapt the show to suit the evening and the venue, with your Karaoke host starting the evening with full vocal set if required followed by Karaoke or whichever way the customer would prefer, and there is also a full visual light and lazer show.
Playing all your favorite music video's from the 70's through to today.
Weddings, Birthdays and Anniversary's are our speciality.
For more information or to book for your event contact..........
Nigel or Gaynor on 966 732 215 / 672 885 418 alternatively email them at....
[email protected]
www.nightoutpromotions.com
CARP- R-US NEWS.
This weeks match , the second in our Winter series was fished on the Eden Canal, part of the River Segura in Guardamar.
Winner on the day was Dave Hill with a weight of 5.40 kilos, second was Derek King
with a weight of 3.60 kilos and in third place was Pete Kerr with 3.04 kilos.
The weather was far better than forecast, but the river was not fishing well at all.
The next match in the series is booked for the drain in La Marina, but please check the website or telephone 966717923 on Wednesday.
The penultimate of the Clubs Quiz nights for the year , will be on Tuesday 29th November commencing at 7.30. The entry to the Quiz is one euro per person, and teams of 6 or less can take part. A finger buffet is provided, and everyone is requested to buy raffle tickets to cover the cost of this.
The next Club meeting is on Sunday 4th December, wit5h the Committee at 10.00 and the General Meeting at 11.00.
The Clubs home is at the Bar El Alto La Dolores, which is situated just off the new roundabout near the Repsol garage on the N332 between Guardamar and La Mata.
Anyone interested in joining this Angling and Social Club, can come to a Sunday Meeting, visit the website www.carprus.net or telephone 966717923.
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Eddie's shop - update
Hi
Just a quick update I now have a great MP3 DVD packed with 51 full Agatha Christie radio plays/audio books, just sit back and enjoy. Many star names including June Whitfield, Ian Lavender, Peter Sallis, Miriam Karlin,
Jill Balcon and many more. Also a great buy is the 4,500 Kindle books ideal for any E-book reader.
Do take a look at the website:-
www.freewebstore.org/shop-with-eddie
Happy reading and happy listening
Friends 4u Abroad Update
Friends 4u Abroad started up a few years ago to help single people to meet other singles here in the Costa Blanca region of Spain.
We organize social get to gethers so we can meet up and exchange conversation with like minded other single people.
All good fun, so why not join up, all FREE what have you got tyo loose!!!
Next meet up Friday Night (18 Nov) at La Fresia, Filton Centre, Los Balcones
tel/text: Kas 622 03 35 82
email: [email protected]
Twitter: Friends4uAbroad
Facebook: same.